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【HITMA-272】ジーナ?ガーソンSPECIALBESTHD4時間

Source global Wall Street Journal     time 2020-02-17 16:01:40
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【HITMA-272】ジーナ?ガーソンSPECIALBESTHD4時間 �


ThisdenudedplacealwaysmadeCliffordcuriouslyangry.Hehadbeenthroughthewar,hadseenwhatitmeant.Buthedidn'tgetreallyangrytillhesawthisbarehill.Hewashavingitreplanted.ButitmadehimhateSirGeoffrey.

`No,it'shopeless!Ijustsimplycan'tvibrateinunisonwithawoman.There'snowomanIcanreallywantwhenI'mfacedwithher,andI'mnotgoingtostartforcingmyselftoit...MyGod,no!I'llremainasIam,andleadthementallife.It'stheonlyhonestthingIcando.Icanbequitehappytalkingtowomen;butit'sallpure,hopelesslypure.Hopelesslypure!Whatdoyousay,Hildebrand,mychicken?'

`Well,CharlieandIbelievethatsexisasortofcommunicationlikespeech.Letanywomanstartasexconversationwithme,andit'snaturalformetogotobedwithhertofinishit,allindueseason.Unfortunatelynowomanmakesanyparticularstartwithme,soIgotobedbymyself;andamnonetheworseforit...Ihopeso,anyway,forhowshouldIknow?AnyhowI'venostarrycalculationstobeinterferedwith,andnoimmortalworkstowrite.I'mmerelyafellowskulkinginthearmy...'

`Ofcoursenot.Butsometimesit'sintelligenttobehalf-witted:ifyouwanttomakeyourend.Personally,IconsiderBolshevismhalf-witted;butsodoIconsideroursociallifeinthewesthalf-witted.SoIevenconsiderourfar-famedmentallifehalf-witted.We'reallascoldascretins,we'reallaspassionlessasidiots.We'reallofusBolshevists,onlywegiveitanothername.Wethinkwe'regods...menlikegods!It'sjustthesameasBolshevism.Onehastobehuman,andhaveaheartandapenisifoneisgoingtoescapebeingeitheragodoraBolshevist...fortheyarethesamething:they'rebothtoogoodtobetrue.'

`Well,CharlieandIbelievethatsexisasortofcommunicationlikespeech.Letanywomanstartasexconversationwithme,andit'snaturalformetogotobedwithhertofinishit,allindueseason.Unfortunatelynowomanmakesanyparticularstartwithme,soIgotobedbymyself;andamnonetheworseforit...Ihopeso,anyway,forhowshouldIknow?AnyhowI'venostarrycalculationstobeinterferedwith,andnoimmortalworkstowrite.I'mmerelyafellowskulkinginthearmy...'

`Solet'smakeciderofourselves,'saidCharlie.

TommyDukesroaredwithlaughter.`Youangelboy!IfonlyIhad!IfonlyIhad!No;myheart'sasnumbasapotato,mypenisdroopsandneverliftsitsheadup,Idarerathercuthimcleanoffthansay"shit!"infrontofmymotherormyaunt...theyarerealladies,mindyou;andI'mnotreallyintelligent,I'monlya"mental-lifer".Itwouldbewonderfultobeintelligent:thenonewouldbealiveinallthepartsmentionedandunmentionable.Thepenisrouseshisheadandsays:Howdoyoudo?---toanyreallyintelligentperson.Renoirsaidhepaintedhispictureswithhispenis...hedidtoo,lovelypictures!IwishIdidsomethingwithmine.God!whenonecanonlytalk!AnothertortureaddedtoHades!AndSocratesstartedit.'

`Goit,youtwominds!'hesaid.`Lookatme...Idon'tdoanyhighandpurementalwork,nothingbutjotdownafewideas.AndyetIneithermarrynorrunafterwomen.IthinkCharlie'squiteright;ifhewantstorunafterthewomen,he'squitefreenottoruntoooften.ButIwouldn'tprohibithimfromrunning.AsforHammond,he'sgotapropertyinstinct,sonaturallythestraightroadandthenarrowgatearerightforhim.You'llseehe'llbeanEnglishManofLettersbeforehe'sdone.A.B.C.fromtoptotoe.Thenthere'sme.I'mnothing.Justasquib.Andwhataboutyou,Clifford?Doyouthinksexisadynamotohelpamanontosuccessintheworld?'

`Wellthenwe'reallpluckedapples,'saidHammond,ratheracidlyandpetulantly.


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